You asked me many times to share some of my stories about farts with you - how it first started, when I first farted and saw someone get aroused by it, how I discovered some people liked sniffing farts, what they smell like to me and some of the people around me, if others in my life like my farts too or not so much... All the good stuff, you know - and all that while, of course, I fart big time. Since I was feeling extra gasy today, I passed quite a bit of gas which I'm sure you will absolutely love inhaling while listening to my story number 2. Today will be about the very first time I had a massive fart attack in public and realized someone got a boner from it. How that innocent thing turned into a relationship and I realized that my farts can be extremely sexy.