work hours are over, but you're still swamped. you have so much work to do! there's just the three of us staying after hours. you come into the break room to ask if we've finished the reports, but trail off when you see us [***] wine. no, we didn't finish the reports, you do them. is that a problem? don't act like you have the balls to stand up to us when you're standing there stuttering with a boner in your pants, we've seen you stare at our pantyhose. i bet all it would take to turn you into our secretary is a little shoe dangle, a little tease, a little stroke.