Practice makes perfect! That's what I told my Fart Cushion in training! He gags and coughs and tries to avoid my rancid farts but there's just no escape. Not only do I have him pinned down, full weight sitting on his face with my ample ass BUT I know he is secretly obsessed with my booty, he'll do anything to be near it. A-NY-THING-AH! Yup, and I'm just the bitch to use that to my full advantage. I laugh my ass off at him, teasing that I had to put him in a chastity cage so he doesn't get a fart fetish from this. Poor guy will do anything to be near my big butt - RIP his nostril hairs ;)