We met at a local bar and hit it off pretty well. After quite a few and long conversations, I hinted hard enough to get you to invite me back to your place. I hadn't planned on having sex but we had such good chemistry and I was feeling pretty buzzed, so I decided to indulge in this impulsive one-night stand. I've undressed down to my lingerie and am giving you perfectly clear signs that I'm ready to get fucked. But the whole time... it's like.. You dont know what you're doing... Do you even know where to put your hands?? Something just seems REAL off here... Are you.... Are you a ... Virgin??