Let's discuss some home truths. You have a tiny dick. And it is hilarious. It's one thing to humiliate someone, but when it's about that little sticky out floppy thing, I just can't take you seriously. Do you realise just what a fucking idiot you look like when you jerk, wiggling that fleshy thing about like you're trying to pull it off? It's a sad mixture of pitiful inadequacy and hysterical ridiculousness. Nobody is going to ever look at you the way they do someone with an actual cock. You will always be dismissed as lesser, as inferior to a proper man. So sit down, shut the fuck up, and listen to me laugh at you. You deserve it.