You’ve got to break the news to your (out-of-your-league) girlfriend that you’ve just lost your job. The concept of cutting back on expenses isn’t something she’s familiar with. She’s not compromising and without your big pay check, she doesn’t see much reason in staying with you. She’s not dating a poor, boring, loser like you. It won’t be hard for her to find another rich (and probably hotter) guy while you struggle to sort your mess out. You know what, this looks like it’s going to turn out well for your girlfriend… sorry ex-girlfriend, after all.