I am just so excited to get my first human puppy! You look so cute, but a little scared in your crate. I put a little blanket over it, and start going through everything I remember that you should know, almost half-talking to myself. I show you your new food bowl, two little rope toys, and some pee pads since change can upset a human pet's bladder! I talk about the rules, showing you off to my friends, putting you in chastity or getting you castrated, all things every human pet owner thinks about! When I think I've overwhelmed you, I put your blanket completely over your crate and walk away, mentioning once again just how excited I am!