I’m sure you’ve heard what some people say about bisexuals. If you can’t choose between men and women, then you’re just greedy. In most cases, of course, that’s simply not true. But for you? Oh, for you, it’s absolutely true. You’re not bicurious because you like men as much as women. You’re bicurious because you’re a greedy, greedy slut who wants it any way he can get it. You need to learn some balance and selflessness if you’re going to continue behaving like a bi whore. Not by giving up men or women—I benefit too much from you loving women, and your gay tendencies are too hot for you to lose. No, you’re going to bring balance back to your life in a different way. Think a greedy, selfish bi whore like you can handle it? Let’s find out.