Your crazy girlfriend wakes you up with a fresh cup of coffee. She has a confession: your testicles gross her out so much she can't have sex with you anymore. It turns out that she's been doing some research on a surgery called an "orchiectomy" and calling local surgeons. You start to drool and your vision gets hazy just as your girlfriend admits to spiking your coffee. She tells you not to fight it, because you won't be able to move anyway. Your appointment for ball removal surgery is an hour away, and it'll all be over by the time you wake up.