I know you thought that I will LOVE you for free. Unfortunately, I have to disappoint you. Everything cost MONEY. You want to be loved by me - it will cost you money. You want to be humiliated by me - it will cost you money. You want me to neglect you - it will cost you money. You want me to p*** on you - it will cost you money. You want me to use my CIGAR on your body - it will cost you money!!!