I have a story to tell you about a lonely loser who jerked his dick every day and never got pussy. The loser I am referring to is YOU. Surprise! Actually no one is surprised you're a hand humping reject. However, I have more in store for you than just a story. You're going to get a special task as well and it's going to involve lots of humping. You love the sound of that, don't you!? Losers LOVE to hump. It's the closest you will ever get to sex and FYI... nothing is more pathetic than that. Enjoy!