I often wonder how many of my sweet little strudels have tiny little Circus peanuts. How many of you are here today, stroking your teeny tiny wieners, in part because you simply can't get laid in the real world? You can't score pussy. You cannot please a woman, because your tool is plain old not big enough. You have turned to a Circus masturbation addiction, because frankly, you have nothing to offer in real-life sexual endeavors.