You know why you never get to see me fully nude? You do. It’s because you’re a fucking loser. Real men get to see me naked. Real men get to fuck me. Losers don’t. The only way you get to see me naked is when I’m entirely censored. You only get to look at my nude body when all of the parts you want to see are pixelated and obscured from your view. That’s what you deserve. And you know what? You’re getting turned on. The fact that I’m affirming your beta status by denying you most basic sexual privileges is making your dick so fucking hard. So go ahead and jerk your stupid beta dick. Jerk to my unattainable body. Jerk for censored porn.