Do you know what that tiny cock of yours deserves? Well, if I’m honest…it probably doesn’t deserve anything, but since we’re role playing, I will say it’s my farts! Get ready with a ruler and some things to put next to that lame thing to compare against! And have your phone handy to take pics and send them over to me – and get ready to actually send them while you inhale my farts, cause you know I will pester you about those pics forever! Happy fart sniffing, idiot!