...Because you are reading this. That's why. I've already got your attention. I don't need to hold your hand. Your financial slavery is beyond a fantasy or a kink. It's a lifestyle that you know you can never live without. It makes you feel whole to fill my life with abundance in every single way you can. You try to find the same feeling in normal ways, especially vanilla porn... but nothing compares to the feeling when you hit "submit" on a tribute. I'll reel you back in for good this time. You're mine.