I know you. You’re the kind of guy that looks at a woman and instantly wonders what her mouth tastes like. You crave the taste of a beautiful woman’s saliva. This has to be a hard time for you, I’m sure. It’s not strictly speaking, safe, to be swapping spit these days. But I’m going to make you a treat. I’m going to collect some of my own saliva in this beautiful glass and you’re going to get to swallow it. You won’t have to imagine the taste anymore. You’ll get to know it intimately.