Our marriage is basically over after a decade and you've not been able to satisfy me sexually for years. Pathetic isn't it? I still love you but when it comes to intimacy, I have to just look for it elsewhere... While I fuck multiple big buff alpha males with massive cocks, your place is UNDER the bed feeling the mattress coils press against your face as I ride them all night long. Did I mention you're also our condom bin? That's right, you have to suck all the condoms clean like the little beta bitch you are. You better get used to it because I've got LOADS of condoms I've been saving up for you.