Admit it! You like fat girls! Specifically: me! I went through your phone the other week when we were hanging out, that time right after you broke up with your ex..  I saw you were subscribed to so many girls that looked almost exactly like me!  But you've never dated a fat girl, have you? I was waiting to tell you.. because I wanted to see if you were going to tell me on your own.. but you didn't. So now, I have to confront you, ADMIT IT!  You LOVE fat girls!