My girlfriends planned a Digestion Shower to celebrate my "union." You see, a year ago, my wonderful hubby proposed to me. Like any proposal, at the end of our engagement, we'd be bound together. However, this binding of the souls is only temporary, for once digestion is complete hubby gets flushed away and I carry on with my life. The party begins the morning after my romantic night. My girlfriends listen attentively as I regale them with the details of our "consummation." I am thoroughly enjoying hubby's digestion. However, he is not. He did not realize how much it would hurt and how rough it would be. This doesn't phase me as being an experienced pred I know full well the process of sending meals through my body and into the toilet.