Miniature versions of silicone toys are so fun, but usually they're just useless tchotchkes. Luckily, I can usually find a place for them! When I saw this set of charming goth dongs, I knew I had to try putting them in my stretched peehole. At the beginning of this video, I'm thinking about just how messy live humans are, and idly playing with the spatter of cum on my cunt- rubbing it over my clit, then fingering it into my pussy and urethra and feeling how slick it is. Being alive is just so messy- maybe this skeleton hand is what I want instead? I put in a collins speculum to spread my cunt wide so that my huge sloppy peehole hangs down, then start fingering it with the skeletal hand's extended middle finger. The bony knuckles feel so good going in and out, but the irregular texture also makes piss leak from my hole, splashing out with nearly every thrust. Soon, the pee has filled up my cunt, and starts to trickle out of there too! It's possible that the way I live my life makes being alive an even messier endeavor than usual...