A sexual wellness check-up quickly goes south as soon as you drop your pants. Your worst fears are confirmed, and your insecurities validated, as the pretty nurse examining you laughs at your bared member. Through her giggles, she asks about the deformity between your legs- why is it so SMALL? It's no wonder you're an unfucked loser, just look at that pitiful dicklette! You must be MISERABLE, being saddled with that atrocity! How humiliating for you, and how tragic for such a pretty nurse to have to look at it!