You can't get laid, you don't get pussy. All you do is send, and spend and jerk that useless cock,. you should be THANKFUL i allow you a sex life at all.  Losers don't deserve pussy they deserve to fuck the send button with their hand around their cock. IT feels SO good. To be drained, to fuck that send button. This IS your sex life, this IS the way it was meant to be. Your purpose, is spending everything on me.