It takes a Smart Brunette to play a Dumb Blonde, and you're about to get played for a fool by Goddess Helly. Like so many other men that have come to visit Me at The Strip Club, I'm about to send you home with an empty wallet and full balls. You're completely incapable of rational thought in My presence. You brain shrivels faster than your nuts in an ice bath once you encounter sexy long blonde hair, huge fake tits, and perfect feet. In fact, it's My feet that get you completely stupid with excitement. You're so dumb that you can't even see my pink pussy flashing beneath my short dress. You are so consumed by worshipping My feet that you don't even realize that I have totally rinsed your wallet. LOL - no wonder you're my favorite sucker... I mean regular.