Your girlfriend dumped you without giving you any reason. As your best friend and your roommate, I know you pretty well. I know what the reason is. You aren't a real man, and that's what she needs. You're short, your dick is small, you act like a sissy, and you squirt your cum too quickly. Those aren't "real man" qualifications. Oh, I'm wrong? Let me take my big tits out and prove it!