Listen up, folks! Our experiments here have put us in a good place. We’re making great strides in the world of disease. We’re not here to make immortals, we’re here to help. I hate to bring bad news, but… it’s part of the job sometimes. SIGH. This entire department may be falling apart within the next week. <br><br> I know, I’m disappointed. Unfortunately, we haven’t made ENOUGH strides. According to the boring men upstairs who aim for quick fame over results. <br><Br> Listen, I have to admit… I found some information. I was snooping around up there and heard some of the big wigs talking. They were saying something very strange about their own… Sperm. Someone mentioned having something called: “SUPER SPUNK.” They claimed this was the REAL cure to all diseases. It shocked me to my core! <br><br> Well, I couldn’t let this comment go unnoticed. I went straight up to one of these men and he laughed at me! Told me he’d never give me his sperm. I came back here to see who will be willing to… “extract” this from the fellas upstairs. <br><Br> Ahhh… I understand. I know we’re all passionate about this project. I know you all are in a unique place to be asked such a request. I’ll go ahead and volunteer myself. I’m going to volunteer my body for this experiment. <br><Br> No matter what it takes! From one to another, this experiment will bring us the answers! Super spunk, here I come! FOR SCIENCE!