I've heard about your recent indiscretions, step-daddy. You've been cheating on step-mom?! That's fucking pathetic. If I were step-mom, I would leave and take every last dime with me. She deserves better than a philandering sex addict for a husband. Step-Mom may have decided to go soft on you, but I certainly won't be. I did a little research, step-daddy, and I think I've discovered a cure for your adulterous ways. Since you're too horny to control your dick, I'll be keeping it under lock and key from now on...