I was going to help out by cleaning our bedding like you normally do, but now I know why! I found all of my missing thong underwear in your pillowcase! Every single thong I thought had been taken by someone else had actually been stolen by you! You're my husband, what are you even doing with all of my panties, why are you keeping it a secret? You confess you've been wearing them, and you might be surprised by how I react to find out that you've been wearing my thong underwear - every day!