Oh Master, you've been such an amazing Owner. You give me all the carrots I want, refill my water...I feel so lucky! But I realized after hopping into your room and finding a magazine that...well...I don't do enough for YOU! That's why tonight, for dinner, I want you to eat me. I'd love to be roasted and strip, describing all the ways you could enjoy me. After all rabbits are known for their tender meat and the possibilities are endless...