What a strange phone conversation! It was almost like he (weird rival author!) was trying to enchant me or something, lol. Well, I've not got time to worry about that right now, I'm making a promotional video for my book, and I can't wait. I'm wearing a gorgeous outfit of leather skirt, shiny satin blouse, wide belt and glasses, and I know I look every inch the professional author. Unknown to me; every time I say the word 'book' I remove an item of my clothes, until I'm totally naked, still talking happily to the camera. And once I'm fully naked, I start masturbating, still with absolutely no idea. I just can't wait to post my video everywhere and create a great professional impression as an author!