Avast ye! Your step-mother has arrived to boys’ night dressed like a pirate and ready to set sail. Although you’re humiliated, you agree to let her stay if she’s willing to play “bar wench” for the evening and sneak you refreshments. After several rounds of grog and encouragement from your flabbergasted friends, the night takes an unexpected turn when step-Mommy begs you to lose your virginity to her. Time to hoist your mainsail and head below deck! There’s booty to be had!