You got pretty loaded at the office party last night. When you and I played Truth or Dare, I asked you a pretty humiliating question. "Have you ever eaten your own jizz?" I couldn't stop laughing when you confessed, "Yes!" You are so disgusting! No one else is here...it's just you and me. Why don't you show me how you do it, because I don't believe you. I threaten to tell the whole office your little secret if you don't drop your pants and start jerking it now. Not only that, but you'll be EATING your own jizz right in front of me. You stroke, feverishly hoping I won't tell. I have a terrible little surprise ending, and it just might ruin your career. Your coworker pulls a cruel trick on you, laughing all the way