I'm sat relaxing with a book and minding my own business when I keep feeling someone touching my feet. What are you doing? Ugh, what a weirdo, leave me alone. You can't help yourself from trying to touch my feet that are tantalisingly close to you, and I finally lose my patience with you. You're not one of those weirdos that has a thing for feet are you? You are?? Oh, I should've guessed. Hmm, well in that case, I think I can have a bit of fun teasing you with these feet that you want so badly