Your paper? Trash. Your thesis statement? Trash. Your overall dedication to your field of study? Traaaaash. But it's not all bad... well I mean it is but I'm willing to help you out a little. You just have to show me a little passion. Let me help you work through the sexual frustration that's making you so bad at academia. I want to see how you play with your cock, and if you do good I'll let you slide into my pussy. But not until I make myself cum while holding your throbbing cock between my thighs. You just might make it after all.