My dear son, you are an adult and I want to talk to you about sex. I realize you already know everything. But I have something important to say. Everybody masturbates, I masturbate, your dad masturbates, your sister masturbates. And I know you masturbate. Yeah, I'm sorry, I've peeked at you sometimes. But that's fine! I want to do you good and I want to teach you how to satisfy women, not only with your dick, but with toys. Don't be shy, darling, I'm your closest man. Who better than me to tell you about it. We need lots of lube and dildos. That's a must. But that's not all. Take off your pants and get your cock out. My pussy's ready to let you in. Yes, honey, I can see you're a real man now. And how much you cum! This is a real gift for me.