Working in an office all day is stressful, especially when I have to wear these slutty high-arched pumps. I would love to see my fellow male co-workers try to strut around in these painful devices. Since no one is watching, I deserve a few moments to pamper my aching feet. I'll just slip my feet out and pump some lotion on these soft soles. Then I can caress them heel to toe and hopefully HR doesn't catch me again