My dear, do you really think that your problems with your wife stem from the fact that she is skinny, perpetually dieting and constantly at the gym? As a couple therapist, I would have to tell you that maybe it's time to break up and find someone better suited for you. But I could also offer you a plan to shape your wife according to your will. A plan in which I also participate, giving you helpful suggestions on how to behave, what to say to her, what food to buy. A plan in which I induce you to bring her to me, to my study, to bend her totally to our will. I look forward to seeing the fruits of our labor, fat and panting after the flight of stairs leading to my study. I can already imagine her... your wife will become our beautiful, fat pig.