When men with less than worthy members approach myself or Skullcandy Bri, all we can do is laugh in their faces. They don't truly think we want to do anything but lock it up, do they? Well, of course that's what happens to you when you're in our presence. The only cocks that get our attention are the worthy kind. Big, thick, and veiny-just the way we both like it. We would much rather enjoy wrapping our feet and hands, and any other body parts really, around this FAT dildo than we ever would your cock. So shut up, sit there and watch. And thank us too!