We’ve known each other for ages and I’ll be honest….I’ve been very sexually frustrated and am craving a good, hard fuck. Who better to ask than my best guy friend, right? So whip that dick out and show me what you’ve got in those pants. I’m feeling rather impatient and I need your cock now! Wait….is that it? That’s all you got? You have GOT to be kidding me, right? Are you a grower not a shower? That’s fully erect? Oh...my….God. There’s no way in hell that I can fuck that. There’s hardly anything there! I can’t help but laugh….that is a ridiculously tiny dick! I guess I’ll just have to whip out my trusty ol’ vibrator to release my frustrations out on because trying to get any pleasure out of that thing seems like a fruitless endeavor