ORDER: Prop feet out in front of you looking to side. Look at camera and say: "Excuse me? What? Do i want a foot rub? No no i got athletes foot and my socks are nasty. Look i warned you i got athletes foot. Kick off shoes and itch toes often throughout clip. Mention how long you wore socks....feet itching....athletes foot...tell couple of stories of itching foot in public...got caught itching foot...fungus socks..etc. Tease for me to smell socks. End of clip take off socks and itch toes. "You want my socks? How much you going to pay for these fungus socks? Haha kidding. Thanks for foot rub." Show sock bottoms to camera. Put back on socks. "Im going to wear these tomorrow." Itch one more time