I'm going to destroy any chance you might've had of a normal romantic life. You're not deserving of it. There's nothing about you that makes you a suitable partner. You think you're desirable? That someone would date you? Please! You don't need a girlfriend when you have me. I'm the one who you always want to entertain, to please. Have you seen the things you've done for me? How much you have humiliated yourself to get a laugh out of me? After this, you won't even have the confidence to approach someone. Your self-esteem will be completely destroyed!