You’ve been such a wonderful boyfriend, always going out of your way to make me feel better about being chubby and to reassure me that I’m hot just the way I am. But what if I wanted you to go even more out of your way to make me feel better? What if I wanted you to gain weight, to get fat, until you’re even chubbier than I am—and beyond, until you’re so heavy you’re technically obese? Would you do that for me