You and I have been best friends for so long. I know you told me that you just think of me as a friend, but today I have a surprise for you. I found your porn and discovered that you like girls with big boobs. Now I know why you weren't interested in me before. I unzip my oversized sweater to reveal a brand-new pair of huge, fake boobies! Now are you attracted to me? That bulge in your pants says YES! I know it would make our friendship weird if we were to date, but maybe we can be friends with benefits? I want you to be the first one to play with my new tits. Come here and suck them, squeeze them, put your dick between them, and then let me get on top and ride you. Fuck me in various positions until I cum on your dick, and then I pull you out and make you explode on my titties. Enjoy them - I got them just for you!