I've decided that you'll be taking on a new role in My life. You're not alpha enough to be a boyfriend. And if you're going to be My friend then I have decided, I want you to be My gay friend. So from now on, you're My gay best friend. I know this seems like a bit of a shock but I know you want Me to be happy and we both know I ALWAYS get what I want, so that's it. You're gay now. You're camp anyway and I see the way you look at guys I date, it's not just jealousy, is it?! I'm going to take you to gay clubs, we can go shopping together, you can retrain as a hairdresser or something so you can be extra useful to Me. And as My gay best friend you get to watch Me get dressed and help pick My outfits, cause I know you're not going to get turned on by My body are you?! Because you're GAY now! You'd only be turned on if I had a massive COCK! Say it! Say it out loud! Tell Me that you're My new gay best friend!