I'm on the phone with my boyfriend, trying to explain what just happened. "I was at a party and there was a really weird guy (you) that kept talking about being under my control. I made a wish that he would shrink into a tiny man, like a pet. I got home and I heard something screaming from inside of my purse and there he was!" Your dream came true! YOU FUCKING LOSER! You are never going to worship a real woman. You're small and pathetic! I don't care how loudly you scream, nobody will hear you! I'm in control now bitch and I'm going to crush you like a bug!