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It's New Years Eve and we're celebrating. I cheers to you and tell, and you slowly start feeling weird.. You shrink down and fall over, and I stand over you ecstatic that my plan is working. I stick you in my disco ball cup, and explain how excited I am to eat you at the start of the new year. Instead of a New Year's Kiss, I get a new year's meal. I get to dispose of you forever and live happily ever after knowing you'll be out of everyone's lives forever. I suck you into my straw and wait patiently for midnight. Only.. I cant wait. I suck you up to get a taste of you. Then, I count down, suck you up once again at 1, chew you up ruthlessly, and swallow you. This really is going to be a great year. I continue sipping, enjoying the taste of you leftover in it, and then I burp you away with so much satisfaction.